March 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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February 2012
usukiland:
hey squidward, i bet old man krabs is gonna break any day
nyeh squidward
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patrickhumps:
i’ve been to the year 3000
not much has changed but im still single
buildanewbeginning:
itsjeremiah:
When...
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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fading-into-nothing:
Here’s the way I see things. If you’re Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Agnostic, Atheist, or any other religion out there, that’s cool. But if you shove your beliefs down someone else’s throat and make them feel like there’s something wrong with them because…
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
